Oscars Week: DTSFT’s Oscars 2014 Drinking Game

It had to be done.

After conducting hours about 15 minutes of research, we have come up with could quite possibly be the ULTIMATE OSCARS DRINKING GAME EVAH!*

So pour a glass/crack open a bottle of your favourite tipple (or soft drink – we don’t discriminate) and brace yourselves!

drunk in love

Word of advice – make sure you know exactly what it is you’re drinking. There are no labels on these bottles, you bunch of maniacs!

TAKE A SIP WHEN:

Someone on the red carpet is wearing Marchesa, Elie Saab or Reem Accra (all of them fabulous designers, might we add)

On the red carpet someone has brought their mum

On the red carpet, Ryan Seacrest says something stupid/unfunny… (might want to set aside a whole bottle for that one)

ryan seacrest

…and the person he is interviewing reacts in a “What the hell?” kind of way

On the red carpet, Giuliana Rancic says “Oh my God you look so beautifuuuul!” or something similar

On the red carpet a man is asked “who he is wearing”

P Diddy shows up

TAKE TWO SIPS WHEN:

Ellen DeGeneres starts a dance party

Ellen DeGeneres makes a joke about Leonardo DiCaprio not winning an Oscar

Ellen DeGeneres makes a joke about Pharrell Williams’ mountain ranger hat

56th GRAMMY Awards - Red Carpet

There is a shot of Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse (just to remind us all that YES HE IS TAKEN)

There is a shot of Benedict Cumberbatch smiling/laughing/waving (on the red carpet and/or during the ceremony)

There is a shot of Michael Fassbender rocking that beard (on the red carpet and/or during the ceremony)

dancing

KNOCK IT BACK WHEN:

Leonardo DiCaprio wins

leo

Lupita Nyong’o wins

lupita

There is a standing ovation

Ellen DeGeneres makes a Shia LeBoeuf joke

Someone’s speech goes on for too long and the music starts playing

That someone makes a comment that the music has started playing

There is a shot of Jennifer Lopez (on the red carpet/and or at the ceremony), seeing as she always turns up to these things

Jennifer Lawrence does something apparently “adorkable” (again, you might need a whole bottle)

stupid face

None, some or all of these things might happen, but whatever does happen, we hope you have fun trying this out – and don’t worry, we’ll be doing it too!

What else could we drink to?

Hannah

drunk in love

Note: drinking game does not guarantee that you will be “drunk in love”

*OK, maybe not ever. I was drunk when I wrote that part.**

**I wasn’t.

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