Known to carry big things if you know what I mean – and by ‘big things’ I mean a chainsaw; check this power tool-wielding son of a bitch out, seen here with his big-ass mallet.
Let’s face it, ladies, everyone likes a complicated guy. We think we can change them, so if you’re looking for a project, LF is your man. Tall, dark, and unusual looking, he’s a family oriented man who had had the benefit of a southern upbringing – we’re talking traditional family values, okay? But while he’s a traditional guy, he’s also kind of kinky – never seen without one of his masks, I think we can all agree that this guy is a role-playing fiend.
He’s quiet and shy, and protective of his possessions – but ladies, that could mean you. He’s the kind of guy who’ll defend your honour if he sees someone else encroaching on his property; don’t be surprised if he chases away competitors with a chainsaw. Haha, oh Facey, you so jealous.