He Could Get It Horror Series…Dracula

You can keep your Twilight and your Vampire Diaries.  Here at DTSFT, there’s only one fanged finey we want sucking on our necks…

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You see that popped collar and that baller pose? Your man ain’t got shit on Dracula, son.  You could spend your life wishing you were as dope as this suave motherfucker, but you’d never come close.  His pet hates are religious zealots and French food, and his idea of the perfect night out ends in him getting some quality time with your jugular – and ladies, he doesn’t glitter in the sunlight. No man has ever looked this good in a cape, and with his slicked back hair and intense, frightening stare, I think you’ll find it hard to resist his charms.

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