WHY? I must admit that this one took me a while, as Sweden-born Joel here tended to resemble drug-addled livestock. However, with a bit of outside persuasion I have seen the light and the light is GLORIOUS.
How did he go from “that guy who got strangled by Ryan Reynolds in Safe House” to the forefront of Team DTSFT’s affections? Those pretty, brown, moo-cow eyes were a very good start. The spacious hands are another. His mouth is a third. Fourthly? THE VOICE. Mon dieu, that voice! So dirty and chill it’ll make the back of your neck turn into iced-mocha. Keep up the good work, sir.