Well, it’s coming up to our first birthday – yay! It seems like just yesterday that we were like baby giraffes, struggling to find our feet before standing tall, covered in blood with our heads held high on our metre-long necks. And, like many giraffes before us, we were overlooked for this year’s Cosmo Blog Awards, despite getting many nominations from our lovely friends on Twitter and Facebook which we are still so grateful for.
But you know what? I’m not going to let that get me down. I’m going to hand out awards to our team right here, right now.
FOR SERVICES TO MEN
That sounds terrible. Let me try that again.
FOR HER HANDY JOB ON MEN
You know what? Let’s go with:
HER AWESOME ‘HE COULD GET IT’ POSTS
Yes, no-one perves quite like Sarah, and she does it so regularly for us – she has a way of breaking men down into delicious, sexy body parts, and we love her for it.
FOR HER STYLE EXPERTISE
Sophia, Sophia, that girl is on fire. If you need someone to blow your mind with their analysis of costumes in films and television programmes, or to track the translation of books from page to screen, or maybe just to give you a run down of the fashion from red carpet events, Sophia’s your girl.
FOR HER DEDICATION TO NOLAN ROSS
Hannah’s ‘Happy Nolan Day’ posts draw in serious numbers, and heaven knows that there are people out there who are as obsessed with ‘Revenge’ as Hannah, and they show their appreciation by reading Hannah’s posts and encouraging her disturbing obsession.
FOR BRINGING THE TONE DOWN ON A REGULAR BASIS
You can all shut up and go to hell
Helen gets this award for her insight into the arts – namely books and music. Her reading challenge is an inspiration for any keen book-lover, her Apprentice round-up is second-to-none and she is funny as all hell. Self-deprecating, but funny. Now you can shut up and go to hell.